"Chairs" (Minecraft)

NOTICE: THIS PAGE DOCUMENTS NON-CHAIRS. READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
"Chairs" are specific arrangements of blocks in the indie sandbox game Minecraft.

Description
A consistent description of "Chairs" is either impossible or isn't worth discussing.

This page does not an endorsement of these structures - this is a callout post. This is a warning.

These are NOT Chairs. They are HERETICAL, spitting in the face of fine seating, and are all horrible in their own ways.

First Appearance
I'd say that they first made their debut in hell, but that would be too considerate. Furthermore, chairs don't generate in the Nether, which would make this a lie. And you don't lie on a wiki.

Some village houses contain "Chairs" made of wood or cobblestone stairs (If you see these, do the villagers a favor and remove them), though ultimately the first of their kind were formed by the hands of players.

Function
They cannot be sat upon without dark magic, making them purely-decorative.

With that being said, they're all TERRIBLE and I HATE THEM.

These are only a FEW examples of these impostors. Keep in mind that there may be AT LEAST 4 MORE. Like. What the fuck. what even is this. it's an extinguished campfire with an open trapdoor stuck on the side.

Who the hell would want to sit in a pile of ash??? who came up with this???? You can't even make this one!! You cut your bed in half and stuck some signs on the side. that's like, cheating or something.

CHEATING IS WRONG  This fucker here... this thing is a parasite. You want it in your base? NO. YOU DON'T.


 * 1) You need to make the ENTIRE FLOOR out of SLABS
 * 2) This "Chair" HAS to be the SAME MATERIAL AS THE FLOOR. ew.
 * 3) It's HIDEOUS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
 * 3a) Yeah i know its old as shit but that is NO excuse

This one's alright I guess

It's sad you don't know the difference.
...

Anyways,

Materials
Minecraft's "Chairs" are typically constructed from Stairs, Slabs, Doors, Trapdoors, Carpets and Banners.

Some of the more common woods used include Oak Wood, Warped Hyphae, Dark Oak Wood, Spruce Wood, Acacia Wood, Birch Wood, Jungle Wood, and Crimson Hyphae.

Some of the more common wools used include Wool.